When are we going to go hiking to find D.B. Cooper? You KNOW his body might be in them thar hills, and although the serial numbers of all that cash was recorded, it would be cool to have one of those benjamins framed and on the wall.

Better yet, we could find the parachute! Now, the Smithsonian would want that EXCEPT that the F.B.I. is still furious they did not get him, and you know they would probably take full credit, figures!
After that, I'm wanting to go to find the Lost Dutchman's gold.

THEN, my next hiking trip will be in the Arctic Circle, no no I'm not going to be looking for Megatron, just want to find a mammoth skull w/tusks to put on the OUTSIDE of the garage. I see all these guys with antlers and stuff inside the house, I want to be one step ahead, you know?
Oh yes, then Roswell. I'll bet if you sneak out there at night, you can still maybe find a scrap of that UFO, the metal that bends back to original form after being crushed.
Anyways, hope the job situation is going okay for you out there. -Country