Hey guys, I'm having surgery on my left shoulder on the 21st. Got any advice? This is my first real surgery. I say 'real' because I did have all 4 of my wisdom teeth out, but, I mean, c'mon, that was just wisdom teeth, and went so well I was eating solid (albeit soft) food 18 hrs later.The PA I just spoke to said that I should slit some t-shirts down the left side so I can slide them on from my good side, as I can't take off the sling AT ALL for a good week. Can't shower either for a week. Guess my Christmas gift to the family will be to sit as far away from them as possible You guys got any other tips or tricks like that? I don't want this to be any more of a pain in the ass (or shoulder) than it has to be. Thanks in advance for anything you got to make me less miserable,o.m.Oh, yeah, thought you guys might appreciate this: when told I was having surgery, my coworkers suggested that I just have the arm cut off and replaced with something else. The top suggestions were to replace it with 1) a chainsaw or 2) a coffee urn and paper cup dispenser. When I told my friends about this, they suggested 1) a minikeg and plastic cup dispenser or 2) a rack of (firearm) magazines and shotgun shells with a slide-out cleaning rod/kit
Luckypunk- HAHAHAHAHA!!!FJ- Which hospital are you at? Onemountain- PCA's are worthless because you fall asleep and wake up in pain, unless you can get your provider to give you a basal rate which rarely happens on my floor. Plus I imagine it's a day surgery deal and you won't be spending the night. Basically you're going to have one night of hell and then you'll be fine. Oh but you'll never be able to shoot again, no matter what the doc says, so I can kindly "hold on" to your guns for you Toradol is great, phenergan is the bomb for nausea no matter what anyone says about zofran. At this point I REALLY want to make a smart-a comment about fentanyl patches but will refrain just in case the state board of nursing were perusing the site Dvc's rec about recliners is spot on. My advice: you're going to need to learn to wipe your butt and pick your nose with the other hand.