Topic: An atheist

[AR10ER]

An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, "What would you want to talk about?"

" Oh, I don't know," said the atheist. "How about why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?" as he smiled smugly. "OK," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass.

 Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?" The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea." To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death, when you don't know crap?" And then she went back to reading her book."

[Evergreen]

Haha.. I have heard this joke before, but it was an Obama joke.. I think it went something like how will you bring about change, when you don't know crap.. 

[emathey]

A priest was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, "What would you want to talk about?"

" Oh, I don't know," said the priest. "How about why there is a God, a Heaven and Hell, and life after death?" as he smiled smugly. "OK," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?" The priest, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea." To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss why there is a God, Heaven or Hell, and life after death, when you don't know crap?" And then she went back to reading her book."

[XDMHMMWV]

A priest was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, "What would you want to talk about?"

" Oh, I don't know," said the priest. "How about why there is a God, a Heaven and Hell, and life after death?" as he smiled smugly. "OK," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?" The priest, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea." To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss why there is a God, Heaven or Hell, and life after death, when you don't know crap?" And then she went back to reading her book."

I think you found the atheist AR10ER

[emathey]

I think you found the atheist AR10ER

I thought the principle of the joke held no matter what belief or lack of belief system was put in it?

[XDMHMMWV]

It was more of an observation that the exact same joke was stated, with a different religious leader.
 
At least come up with a different joke instead of an " O ya, well.... same for religious people. So there."

I personally don't care what religion anyone is.

And I think both jokes were done in poor taste.
Let's stick with jokes that point out what a Jack @ss Obama ( or any progressive president on either side of the aisle )is