Being as that my wife and I are now raising our grand-daughter on a part-time basis, we have had to buy baby things, such as a high-chair, baby-food, etc.
She was yard-sailing and brought home a child-safety-seat for one of our rigs. She took the whole thing apart, washed and sanitized everything, and (successfully) put it back together. She tells me she needs the keys for my Dodge, as that was where it was supposed to end up. A short while later, she comes back in and hands me my keys, proud of the deal she got, the cleaning she gave it, and the installation she also completed.
A few hours later, the wee-little one shows up and it's time for the maiden voyage of the new car-seat.
As I'm buckling her in, I notice the brand/model... Alpha-Omega.
I'm just sayin'.