Topic: Cast Iron and magic

[Jrhoney]

Take your favorite cast iron skillet (hard for me, I have 2 favorites...)

Place strips of bacon on skillet, no need to put any butter or oil, bacon is self non sticking.
Cook on medium heat until "medium done" on both sides,
put cooked strips of bacon on toast with a little mayo or just take fistfuls of delicious bacon and stuff them in your mouth.

I just had bacon for the first time in almost 2 years. I had forgotten how glorious a food it is!

[No-One]

All my favorite recipes start with the words "Cook one pound of Bacon."   

[eddymunster]

Take your favorite cast iron skillet (hard for me, I have 2 favorites...)

Place strips of bacon on skillet, no need to put any butter or oil, bacon is self non sticking.
Cook on medium heat until "medium done" on both sides,
put cooked strips of bacon on toast with a little mayo or just take fistfuls of delicious bacon and stuff them in your mouth.

I just had bacon for the first time in almost 2 years. I had forgotten how glorious a food it is!

Why would you torture yourself for two years?  Are you a masochist?

[Batwing]

Why would you torture yourself for two years?  Are you a masochist?

This.....



I can't imagine NOT eating bacon.

[Jrhoney]

Well funny thing is I just never bought any. I found a pack in my fridge that appeared magically there, probably from my girlfriend, and being home alone, I can cook foods that will make the house smell good.

[mjmcmahon]

Spaghetti Carbonara for the win!

[Beamncoke]

Never..........bought...........bacon.     I don't get it.

[Jrhoney]

Where do you get your bacon then?

[WTF]

Man card revoked.

[J Mack]

Man card revoked.

Done!

[Beamncoke]

Where do you get your bacon then?

I don't really know.  Mine just shows up in the fridge like yours did.

[WTF]

Done!

Well Done Jmack! written 4chan style too.

[Jrhoney]

Wow that is really weak J Mack. You don't even have the entire story and you went and did something like that...
I don't buy bacon because I don't do the grocery shopping, that the woman's job. And it wasn't her bacon, she is a vegetarian, but on occasion she becomes a full blown vegan for a spell so all the meat in the house is mine. And for the last two years the budget has dictated one of two choices, bacon or firearms and guess what? Firearms won because they can always take meat. Bacon cannot beget bacon, but a rifle can!

(Also, I was too busy grilling other forms of meat in different ways to include every bit of pork. Pork roast and pork chops are king in this house.)

[J Mack]

Wow that is really weak J Mack. You don't even have the entire story and you went and did something like that...

Archer - You're So Ugly When You Cry



All in good fun!

[Jrhoney]

Hehe Archer, Im going to watch some now.

[Batwing]

Wow that is really weak J Mack. You don't even have the entire story and you went and did something like that...
I don't buy bacon because I don't do the grocery shopping, that the woman's job. And it wasn't her bacon, she is a vegetarian, but on occasion she becomes a full blown vegan for a spell so all the meat in the house is mine. And for the last two years the budget has dictated one of two choices, bacon or firearms and guess what? Firearms won because they can always take meat. Bacon cannot beget bacon, but a rifle can!

(Also, I was too busy grilling other forms of meat in different ways to include every bit of pork. Pork roast and pork chops are king in this house.)

Acceptable answer.

[eddymunster]

J Mack I just frick'in choked on my tripple bacon, pork chop, and prime rib sandwich I was laughing so hard. I spit it out all over my chainsaw, various edged weapons, and a baker's dozen of Class III smoke wagons the wife unit was cleaning while naked. It's good to have a man card. Pics to follow.

[WTF]

Wow that is really weak J Mack. You don't even have the entire story and you went and did something like that...
I don't buy bacon because I don't do the grocery shopping, that the woman's job. And it wasn't her bacon, she is a vegetarian, but on occasion she becomes a full blown vegan for a spell so all the meat in the house is mine. And for the last two years the budget has dictated one of two choices, bacon or firearms and guess what? Firearms won because they can always take meat. Bacon cannot beget bacon, but a rifle can!

(Also, I was too busy grilling other forms of meat in different ways to include every bit of pork. Pork roast and pork chops are king in this house.)

ya gotta have a thick skin to be around us. if you can't laugh at yourself...well..nevermind...

[Grumblecakes]

do yourself a favor. go to albertsons. walk up to the meat counter. tell them "i want some peppered bacon". go home and cook it.
seriously its some of the best bacon you can get and the price is pretty good on it.

[No-One]

Hey , we are not laughing at you , we are laughing with you , except that your not laughing 

[sidaemon]

"Give a pig and apple and he turns it into bacon, is that like the best recycling system in history or what?" Jim Gaffagan

Always makes me laugh, oh and another one, "Bacon is so good its the only food we wrap crappy food in to make it taste better!"

[madsent33]

All my favorite recipes start with the words "Cook one pound of Bacon."   

.....then add garlic and onions.

[fj40mojo]

"Bacon is the key to peace in the Middle East" Caleb Stone. Think about it, you've got to cultures that mutually shun pork and are at each other's throats constantly and have been for millenia, but have you ever seen  anybody with a mouth full of bacon and a frown on their face? Now if we can just convince them of the error of their ways maybe wecan have some peace in the world.

[Jrhoney]

Haha very true. On another note, if you watch a video on pig sanctuaries (and yes they do exist  ) If you replace the word pig with bacon, they sounds like an ad for an epic restaurant.