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Offline fastfire

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My faith in internet stories has been restored.
« on: October 07, 2010, 08:10:29 PM »
Finally, some honesty in big buck hunting stories...

Here's a picture of the new world record whitetail. It was taken by the cousin of a co-worker's sister's, uncle's, best friend's, son-in-law's, niece's hairdresser's, neighbor's ex-boyfriend's oldest nephew. Reportedly it will score 2603-1/8 by B&C standard and was shot in  West Texas on a really windy day, 85 degrees downhill, around a curve at 900 yards with a 22 mag. Supposedly, this deer had killed a Brahma bull, two Land Rovers and six Jehovah's Witnesses in the last two weeks alone. They said it was winning a fight with Bigfoot when it was shot. It had also been confirmed that the buck had been seen drinking discharge water from a nuclear power plant.
This has been checked on Snopes who confirmed it. Honest!!!
 
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B. Obama
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Offline Beamncoke

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Re: My faith in internet stories has been restored.
« Reply #1 on: October 07, 2010, 08:24:56 PM »
Laugh all you want, but my cousin uses the same hair dresser and can confirm that this is real.  LOL
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Re: My faith in internet stories has been restored.
« Reply #2 on: October 07, 2010, 08:33:48 PM »
That is purdy flippin funny ;D ;D ;D
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Re: My faith in internet stories has been restored.
« Reply #3 on: October 07, 2010, 08:46:43 PM »
That must be the elkadeer I have been hearing about.
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Re: My faith in internet stories has been restored.
« Reply #4 on: October 08, 2010, 01:54:06 AM »
"Both an oligarch and a tyrant mistrust the people and therefore deprive them of their arms." Aristotle

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Re: My faith in internet stories has been restored.
« Reply #5 on: October 08, 2010, 03:26:39 AM »
 Great post, like a good hunting story that can be shared in hunting camp......
 Do they know about the big buck contest at Sportsman.........

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Re: My faith in internet stories has been restored.
« Reply #6 on: October 08, 2010, 11:08:15 PM »
Great post, like a good hunting story that can be shared in hunting camp......
 Do they know about the big buck contest at Sportsman.........

I'll have to tell my cousin of a co-worker's sister's, uncle's, best friend's, son-in-law's, niece's hairdresser's, neighbor's ex-boyfriend's oldest nephew about the contest. ;D
"A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms shall not be infringed."
Second Amendment to the US Constitution December 15th 1791